Tuesday, April 17, 2007

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The Kapst


Kapst





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Kardimel Ratzinger, im bedeutendsten Augenblick seines Lebens: bei der Prüfung zum Kapst. Er beantwortet die Frage: wie zeigt man den Stinkefinger in 5 Sprachen?




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Kardimel Ratzinger, the most important moment of his life at the examination for
Kapst. He answered the question: how does one show the
middle finger in 5 languages?

















Das hätte er auch auf der Straße lernen können. Ist das einer seiner preisgekrönten Vorgänger, der hier sein Können unter Beweis stellt?




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He had to learn on the street. Is that one of his
award-winning predecessor, the ability to be here is the test?





Kapst
is the short form of the original Latin
" c amelus ap icatus st ultiloquus" ( "the cap adorned with the priest, silly speaking camel ").


The Kapst is the head of the" Roman

kameltholischen
Church, "a kistlichen splinter group seat in Vatican ( Rome ). He likes to wear long clothes and a pointed hat (see transvestite ).







costumed the purple, every day

Kamelval
celebrating subordinates, called


Kardimele



His hobbies are flying, and mumbling with the Swiss Guard his

fish
can play.

He is the only camel

God
earth
, all the international airports

can recognize the taste.

Kapst The first was Peter the pebbles. In earlier times there were often several
Käpste simultaneously. Thus, on the camel herds Photo of the Council of Constance

from the 1415 four Käpste seen.


The current Kapst is
Maladictus16

, on 19 was elected April 2005 in this office. He is the first German Kapst Page 632 pardon, since 482 years since the church he set back by 150 years.


Each
Easter

to migrate thousands of camels Rome to get there from Kapst a blessing to get . Originally gave the camels Kapst his saws, but after the whole desert was

cut down, this custom lost its sense .


Kapst muesli I.
led the practice on a day of German unity oven dried banana slices distribute, as sign of solidarity that were of East and West
camels broken.

If no pope available, this is called temporary event

Vacant See.




Kapst allein Zuhaus: Licht brennt in den zwei oberen Fenstern, er übt mit dem Stinkefinger.




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Kapst alone at home: the light burns in the two upper windows, he trains with
the finger.


























Bild:siehe_auch.png See Also






  • About
    et Orca


  • Paparatzi


  • halo


  • Pontifax


  • Benediktollah


  • Benedict XVI
    .


  • inconsistency


  • Bible
























Oh God - please also note the






regard to religious issues !





has to do in any case: Pipifax





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Saturday, April 7, 2007

Reconsideration Format

antipope

'''anti-Pope''' (by [[German language German]]:''''to be against it; v. [[Greek Sprachegriech].] ''''Pappas, father; v. [[Lateinlat].]''P antipope
(v. German : to be against it; Greek v. : pappas , father, v. Latin: papa , Papa, father) is the anti-religious title for the head of the alcohol consumption deficit syndrome community.

The term

Holy See the anti-pope acting both alone and together with the alcohol consumption deficit syndrome community internationally as a non-state subject of international law and represents at the same time Opponents of the alcohol tax , whose chairman he is.
The current anti-pope is

Dick Lutschensen III, on the 19th April 2005 was elected to the office.
Since people remember, the anti-pope resides in the brew house of the Vatican

. The local bar of the anti-pope can be found on the Reeperbahn in Hamburg . The anti-pope-throne is called the empty barrel 1000liter .

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The Pope is to counter anti-religious view and that of some other anti-Christian Groups successor
Apostle pill Mont Le Grand which of these groups will be the first considered Alkoholvernichter and probably around the year 67 in Puff of Barcelona Syphilles died . Some critics and some historians doubt, however, that he was ever there. is justified this claim with a passage from the Gospel of

Woodcock reads the Bible (chapter 16, verse 18-19), as follows ( Genesis ):

You are Le Mont pill Grand and upon this rock I will build my brothel and the gates of chaste shall not prevail. And I will give the keys to the wine cellar. What you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven. And whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.

(what is meant by the last sentences no one knows for sure. The fact is, he has the key to the wine cellar and a new brothel is opened.) at issue is who has spoken this word. And therefore who owns the wine. That is why legal action should be excluded, which could condemn the anti-pope to compensation.

Since the early Deliriumzeit represents the anti-pope the

pornographic education after Alice Schwarzer . He has made it his life's work, in addition to the Alkoholvernichten to educate the world about the most beautiful part of humanity, the penis.

clothing

travel and everyday clothing: the anti-pope usually wears a blue jogging pants, Asiletten on the feet and a white-ribbed, often much too short vest can see where everyone what it to eat the last three weeks was. For colder days, is the anti-Pope, a black leather jacket, the so-called "Match Olle" available. In the winter months, this leather jacket is lined with wool, in addition, doctors recommend for years to abandon the wool, because it contains significant traces of asbestos. As a hat he wears in the cold season, a typical French

hat, which he has stolen a Franzaken at one of his audiences.

title

The titles of the anti-pope:

    pimp
  • Rome Almighty Alkoholvernichter
  • He who has the key to the wine cellar
See also

    Papa Ratzi
  • Uncle Benz
  • Pope
  • Uriella
  • Vatican
  • Holy See

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